harney

Harney's image courtesy of Google and err Barney(?)

Harney is a fanatic from our imagination,

And when he's horny,

He looks to young girls for fornication.

Harney's friends have concubines,

And stink from lots of places.

After work they meet to pray,

And preach with gloomy faces.

Harney shows us lots of things,

Like how to fool others,

Suicides and promises,

And how to be a threat.

Harney comes to threaten us,

Even if we don't need him.

Harney can be your enemy too,

If you don't make-believe him.

short and sweet

Since I have been away from my creative arts for a while, I am going to write a little about everything on thoughts I gathered during my excursion of our beloved country.

Feeding frenzy - The most realistic game ever. shows exactly why poop rolls down hill.
Democracy - We get to select who we wanna whine about later.
Politics - An excuse for alpha males to act like children and get away with it.
Home is where the heart is - If that's true, then I am a living miracle cos my heart should be some 244 miles away from where I am sitting right now (yeah, that is roughly the exact distance).
BML visa debit card - You can finally buy the things that money can't buy. Suck on that MasterCard!
Chinese medical center - Why don't we have a japanese medical center or an arabian medical center? They have their own type of medicine too, right?
Dodge ball - Secretly teaches kids that life is gonna grab you by the balls if you aren't careful.
Cockroach - I swear it is an alien and NASA sends missions to the end of the universe to search for life.
Justice - Given to those who deserve it or who can afford the better lawyer.
Rape - Did you say 'no' to the person who was raping you while holding a knife to your throat? Then it was consensual sex and you should be charged with adultery.
Religion - A tool for some people to get into your mind, much like money, science, fear, and toys.
Rainbows - God's miracle to give a moment of happiness for fishermen with a bad catch.
Headache - Body's way of telling you to shut it or it will shut you!
Sunrise - For those who are tired of the sunset and those who listen to Augustana.
Passenger liners - The best way to excite a 2 year old kid who's dad works on a 'ship.'
PS3 - The greatest gift to men after the creation of women and G.I. Joe.
Bureaucracy - Reason why the jerk sitting behind the counter can piss on you with his/her smile and you can't do anything about it.
Date night - The way to tell your wife she can't cook without getting kicked out of the house.
Tolkien - I don't know you half as well as I should like; but I like more than half of you half as well as you deserve.. LOTR kicked ass!!!
Birthdays - Just another excuse to spend a butt load of money and get away with it.
Ants - don't step on an ant hill let alone fall on one. You'll have little six-legged-devils crawling all over your body.

Well that's all I have for now. Until next time. Adios...