Tuesday, February 24, 2009

the hypocrisy of men: politics

It seems like everyone is a politician these days. Being the firm believer in differing opinions that I am, I just want to throw my two cents out there... I am not preaching the failure or the damnation of the current presidential regime... I am not judging the politicians as a bunch of people who are nothing more than self loathing arrogant sociopaths... I am not claiming they want the money earned by the hard working citizens of our beloved Maldives just for themselves nor that they are power hungry and full of bullshit, and feed us false hopes and promises. I merely want to compare and contrast the current presidency that liberated us with the dictatorship of thirty years under Maumoon during its reign of military rule over the country.

During Maumoon's time, gang violence is because of him and his family’s cronies.
Now it is due to the fact that youths today are too much.

When a prisoner dies in Maumoon's presidency, the whole event was planned by him and executed by the police.
Now the prisoners die of natural causes under no harm or violence from the police.

When a group of people gathered in front of the NSS (now MNDF) headquarters, it was because of their right to freedom of expression and Maumoon sent his 'golha force' to beat up the people. Now it is unlawful and you can be arrested by the 'dhivehi raajeeyge fuluhun' for gathering in the same place to convey their opinion.


Maumoon ruled the country with an iron fist by hiring his family members and friends to make sure his opposition had no chance. Anni saved us from this tyrant by hiring a man who is responsible for the blood of our sons by betraying his country and people in order to over throw the dictatorship of Maumoon.

During Maumoon's time MNDF and the police were his private militia and earned the title of 'Golha Force.' The current presidency praises the forces for their accomplishments because democracy wouldn't have come to this country without our beloved security forces.

Hunger strikes were because the troops beat up the detainees when Maumoon was in power. The hunger strikes now are because the detainees themselves are just complaining.

Maumoon ruled the country using religion as a tool to promote oppression and tyranny and thus he hunt down and imprisoned all the chosen people from God. The current presidency has saved us by introducing the veil to an all new height and allowing individuals who believe in extremist ideas and beliefs to the government.


I think that's enough for one time...

holy shit

Image from Family Guy, copyright of Fox

So I was in class the other day and this kid was calling off everyone's name to make sure we were present...
My name is second to last in the register, so i had some time to kill with my day dreams... It got closer and closer to my name... and you know that feeling you get when your name is about to be called in a group of people? you don't? well it was rhetorical anyway...
The guy calls off, 'Strom' and the response 'here' follows..
Now the guy makes a face, squints his eyes and exclaims, 'HOLY SHIT!!!'
'Here,' I replied...

Monday, February 16, 2009

my first post

so here we go... this will be more of a rant than a blog posting.. maybe that's what a blog is.. anyway, i noticed there aren't much choices for font selection on this thing... to those who know me, i was looking for the font that you people so dearly love... :-) guess someone up there likes you... well i have to go now... heroes is about to start.. why i watch that show i dont know... maybe it's just an excuse to validate my life as i refrain from doing my homework... here is a joke for you.. i know some of you won't like it.. but listen people.. there is much more where it came from... adios